pINKy the Game for Pc

1. •Octopuses do not actually squirt pink ink in real life, if you put this down on a biology test we are not responsible for your failed grade which causes you to drop out of school in shame and then you become a hobo with 3 toes and have to eat garbage can food for the remainder of your days.

2. •In the event that you do become a hobo with 3 toes eating garbage can food, we have a tip: thrown-out pizza is like a wild card, because you can put any other food remains, no matter how much they don't "go together", on the pizza, and it just becomes a "topping".

3. If you walk away now, you will live the rest of your days happy, you will never know the agony of not being able to beat your highscore for days on end.

4. •pINKy is not responsible for any sleep depravation that may result from not being able to put the "freggin'" game down.

5. You may think this app looks simple, I mean just look at the screenshots, all you have to do is travel with your ink propulsion octopus, and not touch the walls— how hard can it be? Well... quite frankly, it can be as hard as Will.I.Am's music.

6. •Knock knock? Who's there? Doesn't matter, you're too busy playing pINKy to answer the door anyways.

7. If you take the pINK pill, you will stay in frustration, and I'll show you just how cracked a phone can be.

8. •pINKy is not liable for detentions you may receive for screaming at your device in frustration during class.

9. (Because you threw it at a wall out of anger of your inability to score more than "5").

10. Then maybe it would be a good idea for you to stay away from this app... it's really frustrating.

11. If you walk away now, the story ends.

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