Bloomingdale High School for Pc

This app is for totally gay ngrz

It was a beautiful Saturday morning when I downloaded this app. It was great I thought! I could check my schedule and see the hip and cool the app staff. It had to be the highlight of my summer. I stayed up all night browsing the app, I was addicted. My hair began to gray as I spent countless days staring at my schedule, hoping I get the cool kids in my classes. I stare at Mr. Leesberg's photo in awe. "This year is gonna rock my socks off," I exclaim. I stopped showing up to work after a while because the app was amazing. I eventually got fired, but that was okay. This app was better than payment of any sort. My wife would talk to me but I couldn't focus. This app was too awesome. She left me and took the kids and moved to Puerto Rico. That was fine, because this app gave me all love I needed. My house got foreclosed on and I had to move in with my friend, Brice. I couldn't get off this app. I dropped my phone into the toilet when I was using the app and I began to get the jitters when I couldn't use it. I steal Brice's phone and he finds out, kicking me out. I go from friend to friend but all know of my addiction. Now I am butt naked, sitting in McDonald's. I stole some woman's phone while she ordered. This app ruined my life, but my golly, it is a fantastic app (I still haven't used the app, I just couldn't pass up the chance to post a review)