Magic 8 bit 8 ball for Pc

When in the course of human events it comes time to ask questions, any questions, the old the app 8 Ball was the “go too”. Now in the digital age and stuff and room is at a premium, it is great to have the same answers to life’s and the universe’s questions right on your iPhone’s home screen. I use this so often that I sometimes hear in low murmurs from people around me: “Hold on, he’s consulting the the app ball.” It has never steered me wrong, right or left and it is always right where I need it, on my phone, in my pocket, next to my heart. BUT, It will not be as accurate if you keep shaking it until you get the answer you want. The accuracy goes down below 50%. I live by the creed of one question, one shake and one answer! I can verify that if used correctly it is at 104% accuracy. This is so much better, exponentially better than flipping a coin and not as complicated as random numbers. Often I don’t have a coin and random numbers escape me most times. Lastly it is against the universal law to Rock-Paper-Scissors with yourself and it doesn’t really answer any questions, it only annoys on lookers and people know you are really crazy. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

I'm old enough to have lived with the original 8-bit graphics, and very, very little of it was as jagged, pixelated, and hard to read as the font used in this app. It appears the dev has exaggerated the coarseness of the font to tie into the name, much to the detriment of usability. Please Dev, just use a standard font, or at least something more readable. It's the ritual of the 8 ball, not the font, that creates the nostalgia and a positive experience. If you're really that worried about copyright infringement on the 8 ball, use the Helvetica font from the original Macintosh computer, which was an 8-bit system, and readable.

For the last few years I’ve been feeling like I’ve been getting signs of where my life is gonna go and every time I ask this ball a question about my life the answer is correct. I thought it was a joke but I’ve also been sitting around for about 20 minutes asking dumb questions and if the answer was yes or no the ball knew. Ive changed in a way that almost is schizophrenic so for this to be workin with me asking it trick questions it’s creeping me out

So confused about my job opportunities now. Big layoffs. Division in admin. Hard to see the path things are taking because of gag order. I’m usually good at seeing the plot but I’m emotional and that makes me wary to trust my own judgement. Eight ball has surprisingly helped me. I know it’s not a fortune teller. But it does give me practice at asking the right questions out loud. And somehow helping find clarity in things I already know the answers but am having trouble sorting out.