Spring Hill High School for Pc

I love this app so much it makes me hungry i eat chicken noodle soup in the bed while using this app it makes me feel happy i am just glad my wife does not know im cheating on her for this app it makes me feel safe and secure i fell through a window and this app was there to catch me. Not my wife, and i am hungry yummy

It was a dark and stormy night... I was making my way around a long, curvy road, when all of a sudden my vehicle was struck by a bolt of lightning! I swerved off of the road, over a cliff, and into a dark ravine. I landed in a river and screamed in horror as the black water rose up past the windows. All of a sudden I was yanked through my sunroof by a large dark figure. It turned out to be Geoff, the kid who bullies me. He said for me to give him all my money so he could throw me back into the water. He stripped me of my wallet and 2,000$ tiger fur coat and matching fedora. He then proceeded to punch me in the face and stomach 2.8 times, and threw me back through my open sunroof. At this point, the ominous water had poured through and was ruining the leather interior of my solid gold Toyota Corolla. I whipped out my iPad mini and contacted the the app hill bully police. A helicopter arrived and air lifted me along with my ruined Corolla to the hospital. At the same time, navy snipers had tracked down Geoff and were lining up their shot. It was a clean kill. Without this app, I would not be here today and my solid gold Toyota Corolla with its iguana skin leather interior would be at the bottom of that terrifying river.

I just came here from Nigeria and I was excited to start my new life in America (South Carolina) my first day at the app I already had a goal in mind "I want to make some new friends" as I approach I group of white males I said "Uga boogah" and they took it as an offensive statement but in Nigeria it means hello as they confronted me I said "oh no it means hello" they didn't listen so they ran after me. About 2 minutes later me running from lions in Nigeria finally paid off I out ran the white males but they didn't let up so at the current range I pulled my spears and chucked them as they took evasive maneuvers I they pulled out their books to beat me I quickly made some punji sticks to stop them in their path I quickly pulled out this handy dandy iPad and went quickly to this app and reported them for bullying. The bully Police shot them multiple times, it was a white cop though so it's ok.

I came to school on Monday extra early in my new fresh pair of J's(Michael Jordan 15's) to go see my best friend Larry. I approached him and said, "My main man Larry, what's up!" He gave me a very dirty look and proceeded to accuse me of being a communist. I told him I wasn't looking for a fight, but was already in avatar mode. He threw his fist into my face and walked away, leaving me with a bloody nose. Little he know, I had my handy dandy iPad mini with this app on it. I pulled it out, reported him for bullying. The SWAT team then came in and attacked him. I left that day with a smile on my face and my J's unscuffed.