Flying Gorilla for Pc

So two minutes ago yesterday after tomorrow, I was taking a nap. While in this nap, I had a very blurry dream and I could make out the shape of a gorilla, the app in the middle of my view. There was a loud booming voice that said “hey guys it’s me, this app, from my new app on the app store, this app.” He explained, “it’s a free download so I hope you check it out, and I hope...” there was a flash of blue followed by a loud noise, and I woke up sweating. I began browsing the internet for memes and then I saw it. It was low resolution game footage of a gorilla, without a doubt, the app in the center of the screen, with a man loudly commentating over it pretending to be the gorilla advertising the game. Just like the dream. Then all of a sudden, my phone died. I was very confused because my phone had been charging all night, and it was still on the charger. Just when I was about to get up, it came back on. As soon as the startup was finished, I didn’t even have to type in my password. The phone unlocked and opened up to this game, without me ever downloading it. I thought it must be a sign, so I had to play it. I got started and I couldn’t stop. The game has me hooked but I don’t want to quit. This game has claimed me like it has claimed many others, and I don’t plan to escape. I will be grateful that this had 100% happened to me and is not a story I made up. Thank you, this app, you’ve taken my boredom away.

It was in September when I’d fallen to my lowest point. Jobless, homeless, nobody even looked at me or gave me the time of day to say hello or even just wave. So, using the cash I had begged for on the streets, I had purchased several pounds of black tar heroin and methamphetamine. At first, I was going to keep them for my own pleasure, but then I realized I could do more. I started selling these for profit until I had around $3,000 to my name. Using this newly acquired cash, I had purchased an iPhone 3 and a humble data plan. The first place I went was Starbucks for a pick-me-up and to use my new phone with their internet. I decided I would download this game I found called “this app.” I saw the reviews for this game and I was immediately intrigued. The second I opened the app, three gunmen entered the store, one of them aiming straight between my eyes. Then, all I heard was an angels voice: The voice of this app himself. He has stepped in front of me saying “Hey it’s me this app, from my new app on the App Store, this app.” I was in tears. The gunmen tried to flee yet this app had used his flight to catch them and bury them alive in the pavement outside of the Starbucks. He gave me a kiss on my cheek (still haven’t washed it to this day) and he left me. Fast forward now, I am a multi-billionaire owning the largest left-handed desk business in the world. this app was a god send. Thank you.

Most people say it’s impossible to be perfect. The people who say that are the same people who haven’t played this app. This game has to be the greatest game of all time. Now, you may be thinking “oh, it’s just another joke review because the game is a meme” but this really isn’t. There are so many things that this game has done for me, I can’t even put how amazing it is into words. But, in this review, I will attempt to. this app has brought me through so many hard times, and helped me sustain relationships with close friends and families. It has inspired me throughout my lifetime and without it, I wouldn’t have accomplished half of the things that I’ve ever done. It hasn’t just helped me as a person and in real life, it has provided me endless hours of entertainment and continues to to this day. Every single aspect of the game is perfect. Is has a incredible story, stealth, racing, online multiplayer, in depth lore, humor, dialogue, graphics, and SO MUCH MORE! I’d honestly recommend this to not only anyone who has ever played a video game, but also to anyone who loves to watch movies, or read books, or any aspiring authors, or game developers. This is a game not done right, but done perfect. I would like to personally thank the game developers for making such a masterpiece, and for helping me through my life struggles. Get this game right now.

I never liked spaghetti. I never liked anything. I found no joy in all of the meaningless things of this world. Days were long and bleak with no purpose or light. I was alone in the world, and my only friend was nobody because I didn’t have any friends. Sometimes I would go outside and shoot my LEGO figures with my zombie strike nerf gun, but it wasn’t enough. I new it was the end of my happiness so I began to fill out an application to work at a Burger King. As I was about to sign my name, I felt a pull, a tug, a drawing power from an unseen force. I looked to my phone. I opened the App Store and I felt an overwhelming desire for something that I didn’t even know. I closed my eyes. I breathed in. My fingers moved. I breathed out. And I opened my eyes. The light was blinding so I covered my face. My ears heard a beautiful symphony that filled the empty void in my soul. I felt a giant, furry embrace. On its back I felt the wings of an angel. I felt a heart that was beating just for me. In that moment I new everything I needed to know. I saw everything I needed to see. I had everything I needed to have. The answer is simple, but for some people, it is too simple. Some are searching for something that is not truly there and not truly relevant to our existence. There is one thing that is always there. There is one thing that is always relevant. And that thing is the app Gorrila